Will actor manager Denise Silvey tell all about getting the elbow from ‘The Archers’? Will she keep the cat in the bag about ‘The Mousetrap’? Jo Reynolds keeps his ear to the ground. How long have you lived in the area? Since 2007. We’ve been in this house since 2008….

The Brackenbury Hound returns to the village and visits his favourite butcher John Stenton – cartoon by local artist Paul Donnellon. What is this story about? Read about John Stenton local butcher

Eminent historian Oliver Cyriax cracks open Brackenbury Museum’s archive and breaks into song with Diana Dors. This futuristic piece from the 1950s had a glittering first night at the Tabard. My old friend Kathryn (Bigelow) agrees it has promise. Backers for a revival, anyone? Act 1: the villagers gather outside…

Kaspar looks for inspiration. A Brackenbury Village dog: friendly, well-behaved, loyal. Thanks Kaspar.  

The Brackenbury Hound hangs out with local pigs Snout and Crackling – cartoon by local artist Paul Donnellon. What is this story about? Read about Snout and Crackling

The Brackenbury Hound goes undercover to catch local cat burglar Darjeeling – cartoon by local artist Paul Donnellon. What is this cartoon about? Read about Darjeeling

Wendy can be found in the dog-friendly pub, The Andover Arms, from time to time. Wendy’s owner is bilingual Marisa, a voice-over artist who also teaches Spanish. Though not to Wendy, because she already speaks it.

Eminent historian Oliver Cyriax walks the ghostly footprints of time to reveal the ancient civilisation of Bracknor Wot. Lydia Sinforth, Hammersmith’s Comparative Therapist “Imagine an affordable 500 kHz pulse rate city-mapping system that measures high-density strata on the urban floodplain,” yells the mustachioed pilot as we make our third helicopter…